Excellent. There were only a couple that I'd heard before.

Thanks for the laugh.

>If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it
> considered rape or just shoplifting?
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>Can you cry under water?
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>How important does a person have to be before they are
>considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
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>Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... but it's only a
>'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
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>Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
>clothes you were buried in for eternity?
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>Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
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>What disease did cured ham actually have?
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>How is it that we put man on the moon before we
>figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
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>Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when
>babies wake up like every two hours?
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>If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still
>called a hearing?
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>Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
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>Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put
>money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
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>Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
>They're going to see you naked anyway.
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>Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
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>Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast
>to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
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>If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
>stupid song about him?
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>Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?
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>If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of
>a coconut why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
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>Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on
>all fours? They're both dogs!
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>If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME
>crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
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>If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made
>from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
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>If electricity comes from electrons, does
>morality come from morons?
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>Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little
>Star have the same tune?
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>Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
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>Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside
>the hemisphere, but call it a haemorrhoid when
>it's in your butt?
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>Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he
>gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride,
>he sticks his head out the window?
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