>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/3165565/105-year-old-virgin-says-no-sex-the-key-to-long-life.html

>Damn !

I have no particular wishes about my funeral - just get drunk (except Mike - he be the driver), boys and girls, and produce visible bruises on anyone who mentions religion during the said ceremony. If the lives of those attending it are likewise made shorter during or after the proceedings, so be it.