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>>Damn !
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>I have no particular wishes about my funeral - just get drunk (except Mike - he be the driver), boys and girls, and produce visible bruises on anyone who mentions religion during the said ceremony. If the lives of those attending it are likewise made shorter during or after the proceedings, so be it.
How do you know this Mike will be alive when you peg it?
- Whoever said that women are the weaker sex never tried to wrest the bedclothes off one in the middle of the night
- Worry is the interest you pay, in advance, for a loan that you may never need to take out.
