>>>>>My advisors tell me that for Jasper we will need to have Las Vegas and two NFL teams to be named at a later date.
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>>>>Ok, Vegas and the Arizona Cardinals and Detroit Lions, plus you have to throw in Banff.
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>>>Don't give up anything without getting all of Alberta in the deal :o)
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>>I'm going to trade Detroit (the entire city), Chicago, Gary IN, and Little Rock, AR, plus three NFL teams (Lions, Cardinals and Seahawks) for Alberta and British Columbia!
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>I'll up my offer to California, New Jersey, Madonna, Al Gore, and all the other Democrats, Dr Phil (whatever he is), and 50% of our illegal aliens for the Edmonton Oilers, Ottawa Senators, and a good fishing lake in northern Manitoba (fish and a boat included).


That's all good, but dang you're on the wrong side of Canada. Go West, young man!