The stuff that gets me with banks, at least the ones here, are things like

Debits process before credits.
The largest debit amount is processed first - which means that if the largest amount would send your account in the red, they automatically get NSF fees on everything following.

And something that we ran into...our bank instituted an interesting new 'process' where the computers 'stack up' everything that will hit your account during the day and if at any point your account goes into the negative, they assess an NSF on every charge for that day. We had 5 items pay in the black and 4 of the 5 NSF charges (38$ each) paid in the black - the last one finally paid in the red. Apparently what triggered this was my husband going online and ordering something (in May) that wasn't going to ship (or be charged to our account) until October, but when the company put the 'check to see if this is a good account' request, the bank put a 'hold' on that amount for just long enough for the balance to go negative. Voila! an extra 190$ for the bank!

And then, to add insult to injury, the bank charged an extra 6$/day that the account was negative.

(blink)(blink)hummina?

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>I remember long time when we bough our place we got naturally little bit squized financially. So credit cards balances went high up
>I missed few payments and then after couple of months I extracted statements. You should see charges on various 'events'.
>
>Non executed standing order = A
>Late payment fee = B
>Interst on arears = C
>Statement printing fee = D
>Loan Insurance = E
>------------------------------------------------
>+ Interest
>
>What particularly got me mad, was that they charged me for a letter that informs me that my loan did not get paid
>in a given month. (Good morning Columbus!)
>It was charged I think 9 pounds (20-25USD) So when I finally went to the bank, I asked my account manager.
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>'Why I am being charged 9 pounds for a - letter!!'
>'This is bank policy Ser'
>Ok I understand that is bank policy, by why it is 9 POUNDS ?' What makes it to be 9 pounds, whereas you could charge me
>say 90 Pounds, or more close to the cost of the letter ... say 90 cents ??
>
>Guy is stearing at me obviosely in lack of 'manual' for answering question like this.
>So finally I smiled and said 'Ok, I know it is not your fault' and we proceeded on next item
>
>So what I realised is that only thing that forms that 'price' is basically their perception of 'what they can get away with'.
>But that is still Cyprus conservative banking system. A+B+C+D+F and that is it !
>Elsewhere bankers 'moved on' long time ago!
>
>Nowdays we are withnessing high ends of that greed story;
>When A+B+C+D+F++ is not enough to make solid yearly profit (which it is!), there comes much more complex and
>creative formulas for profit making. Formulas get so complex, almost like our programs; with PROCS, IF's, DO CASE and all that,
>so they give them 'code names' ! Like... 'High Grade Performance Hedge Badge Ultimate XXX Fund' ! And sell that canned creativity out ! So based on names, people get a glimpse of power, perofrmance and security of their investments ... and buy!
>Nobody cares for details. Program works! Stocks are rising! Everyone is making profit , it is obviosely win/win...
>
>Well, up to the point when they can 'no longer get away with it'. and then k-boom ... 'Blue Screen'
>Then chief architects come out and say;
>
>...Uuups! Sorry ! There was a 'flaw' ! ;0)
>(but we are going to fix it in no time !! )