Sorry, too raunchy.

>Oh so now I'm intrigued. Please post short-haired terrier version of joke.
>
>>No, not that one. Or the one where the guy says, "They looked so good I ate three of them myself."
>>
>>>Not the one in a bar where the barman says, "we don't get many horses in here..."?
>>>
>>>>I think my favorite joke is about a talking horse. It must be a genre.
>>>>
>>>>>Almost literally a shaggy dog story.
>>>>>
>>>>>Very similar to the joke about the smart pig I sent in.
>>>>>
>>>>>>Something I've read before, but my mom sent it again today:
>>>...