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>>>>Although sometimes it feels like I should be paid to read some of this drivel...
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>>>:-) The twit filter is actually kind of benign - in real life people use restraining orders or tasers.
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>>Don't tase me bro!
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>I'm an old fashioned guy - I carry one of my collection of sword-canes.
How about a sword umbrella, like The Penguin?