I did not write it. It arrived in my email and made me laugh, so I posted it.
I should have mentioned that. Sorry. No author was named and I don't take credit.

>Nice. What else did you write?
>
>>WINTER IN CANADA
>>
>>It's winter in Canada
>>And the gentle breezes blow
>>Seventy miles an hour
>>At thirty-five below.
>>
>>Oh, how I love Canada
>>When the snow's up to your butt
>>You take a breath of winter
>>And your nose gets frozen shut.
>>
>>Yes, the weather here is wonderful
>>So I guess I'll hang around
>>I could never leave Canada
>>I'm frozen to the friggin' ground!