>I can see the marquee advertising the movie:
>Michel Fournier's transformation... at an extreme level. The man of mystery... spanning centuries... premiere (membership) tonight...
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>Now someone else write the blurbs, and let's cash in on Hollywood.
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>Um, there's that minor detail of actually making a movie, but we'll deal with that if they ever notice something's missing.

Actually, I did one. It was called "Nuit Blanche". I was the directory and also acted in it. It was an amateur movie with 34 actors, if I recall correctly. It lasted for 6 months. No DVD available on the market however but only in circulations, about 100 of them. Approximately 2000 persons have seen it in its first year of release.