>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, and you know me, can't help pointing out the possessive "it's" :-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>That feeling of helplessness is so bad, you know. As in
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>"she told me to help myself, but I couldn't help myself so I just helped myself instead and then she slapped me".
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Aye, but what's that got to do with the discussion above it?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>I had no comment on the rest, but the bold part.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>Two girls went for a tramp, but the tramp died.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>If you run into a bar, would it hurt less if it was a chocolate bar?
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>You can't run into a bar. Its barred.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But if you have to be behind bars, make it one bar at a time, with a tender bartender.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>But if there are too many bars you'll feel the pressure.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>THAT bar is always singular.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>e.g. "My pressure gauge registers 2.5 bar"
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>Ooooh pedant alert.
>>>>
>>>>Maybe there should be a new icon displayed next to Terry's name here indicating pedantry ;-)
>>>
>>>or one that says "English spoken here".
>>>
>>>When I go diving, bar is what we put in the tank, and bars are of lead and what we strap to our belts. I'd sound a fool if I said "I've 200 bars in my air tank".
>>
>>Thank goodness we have you to keep us on the straight and narrow. We'd be blithering illiterates otherwise!
>
>Their is sum for who it's to late.

Tsk, tsk, Terry: Their is sum four who its to late. Thank goodness for spill chicken.