>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Oh, and you know me, can't help pointing out the possessive "it's" :-(
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>That feeling of helplessness is so bad, you know. As in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>"she told me to help myself, but I couldn't help myself so I just helped myself instead and then she slapped me".
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Aye, but what's that got to do with the discussion above it?
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>I had no comment on the rest, but the bold part.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>Two girls went for a tramp, but the tramp died.
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>If you run into a bar, would it hurt less if it was a chocolate bar?
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>You can't run into a bar. Its barred.
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>But if you have to be behind bars, make it one bar at a time, with a tender bartender.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>But if there are too many bars you'll feel the pressure.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>THAT bar is always singular.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>e.g. "My pressure gauge registers 2.5 bar"
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Ooooh pedant alert.
>>>>>
>>>>>Maybe there should be a new icon displayed next to Terry's name here indicating pedantry ;-)
>>>>
>>>>or one that says "English spoken here".
>>>>
>>>>When I go diving, bar is what we put in the tank, and bars are of lead and what we strap to our belts. I'd sound a fool if I said "I've 200 bars in my air tank".
>>>
>>>Thank goodness we have you to keep us on the straight and narrow. We'd be blithering illiterates otherwise!
>>
>>Their is sum for who it's to late.
>
>Tsk, tsk, Terry: Their is sum four who its to late. Thank goodness for spill chicken.

Of cause your rite.