>>>>>>>There is a cure for swine flu now. Just ask your doctor for an oinkment.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>Or you could use a solution of bacon soda.
>>>>>
>>>>>Geeze - ok I'm ba-con you to stop with all the hogwash.
>>>>
>>>>Hogwash? is that done in a porkelain bowl?
>>>
>>>I am sooey I read this on an empty stomach.
>>
>>Don't know what sooey is.
>
>It's something said, or yelled, to pigs. I bet one of the more agrarian members can give you a better answer than that.

I think this has reached a point where we are casting swine before pearls.