How about some Milli Vanilli.

Blame it on the rain is the song.

I don't have all the lyrics but just the following is enough I think.

Blame it on the rain....
'cause the rain don't mind
the rain don't care

Who writes those deep songs?



>Try MacArthur Park. The lyrics are so bad you don't need to parody them. The first verse and the chorus set the tone:
>
>Spring was never waiting for us, girl
>It ran one step ahead
>As we followed in the dance
>Between the parted pages and were pressed
>In love's hot, fevered iron
>Like a striped pair of pants
>
>MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
>All the sweet, green icing flowing down
>Someone left the cake out in the rain
>I don't think that I can take it
>'Cause it took so long to bake it
>And I'll never have that recipe again
>Oh, no!
>
>It doesn't get much worse than that!
>
>
>>Last week we were talking about male love songs (the good ones versus the cheese, sappy, corny ones)
>>
>>Ever since I mentioned Styx' "Babe", I've been sick to my stomach the entire week - and I don't think it was the flu.
>>
>>(By the way, for anyone who has ever played the piano - a five year old can play most of Dennis DeYoung's keyboard pieces...now, Rick Wakeman or Keith Emerson,that's a different story)
>>
>>There's only one way to exorcise my demons, and that's to give this .
>>OK, here we go...the remastered, rewritten, re-everything version of the 1979 classic, "Babe"
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>>Babe, you're boozin'
>>you must be getting high
>>I've had enough of you
>>
>>My mistress is calling
>>she's half the pain you are
>>she's blond and twenty-two
>>
>>And I'll be happy without you
>>and my lawyer will cut your lawyer in two
>>so best believe me
>>my wallet's no longer yours
>>and I'm finally rid of you
>>
>>You know, it's YOOOUUUU BABE
>>whenever I get weary and I know we're sunk
>>cause you're always' drunk
>>You know, it's YOOOUUU, BABE
>>giving me the reason and the right to bolt
>>god, you're such a dolt
>>And it's true,
>>Babe, I'm leavin' you
>>
>>Babe, I'm boltin'
>>I'll scream it once again
>>and I won't have to force a smile
>>I remember the feelin'
>>when I finally left your side
>>god, I ran a hundred miles
>>
>>And I'll be happy without you
>>and my lawyer will cut your lawyer in two
>>so best believe me
>>my wallet's no longer yours
>>and I'm finally rid of you
>>
>>Babe, I loathe you
>>Babe, I loathe you
>>Oooohhhhh......Babe
>>
>>Join me next time, when I torch the Aerosmith classic, "Don't want to close my eyes"
>>
>>:) :) :) :) :)