He can always try the George Carlin approach.

Tell the judge you'd be an excellent juror because you can spot guilty people just like that.

>On 30 Rock (a work of inspired genius) Tina Fey's character Liz Lemon shows up for jury duty in her Princess Leah costume. (Marshall might have even more of an impact doing that <g> ) I just figure you go in and tell them you can't wait to be on the jury because the Voices in your head always tell you who is guilty.
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>>>I have to start looking at my mail more closely. I received a jury summons last week.
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>>>Unless I get a chance to send somebody back to Gitmo, I think I'll pass. <s>
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>>And how is it that you're going to pass?
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>>FWIW, Marshal got a summons for jury duty last week, too, but we'll be in Switzerland when he's supposed to serve. He's already sent the requisite letter. I'm sure he'll be rescheduled.
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>>Tamar