Fair enough, some people do not like the taste of alcohol.
I have to be honest, some of the so-called "chick drinks" are like drinking really nice flavors of kool-aid. The famous "sex on the beach" drink tastes really nice....but of course, after about 6 of them, and you're out of commission for 2 days (or so I'm told).
OK, I have to ask this...have you ever had a Guinness? I mean, an ICE-COLD Guinness? To me, it tastes even better than my favorite non-alcoholic drinks (chocolate milk, Dr. pepper, etc.).