>Cigarette Brand % Tax increase Reason >Marlboro 5,000.00% We can get tons of money for this one. > This is a crossover cigarette....sure, there are many "Marlboro" men, but > just walk into a laundromat or a bar, or even hang around at the unemployment line.... > There are just as many Marlboro moms out there as well. Heck, there are women > who use WIC checks to try and buy Marlboros. > >Camel 10,000% Why so much higher? Simple...people who smoke Camels are basically asking God to kill them. > These things are so harsh and nasty, that Camel smokers tend not to live as long...so we need > to collect as much money as soon as possible. > >Any Menthol 50,000% Why am I being to mean to those who smoke menthol, even menthol lights? Here's why.... >flavor THESE ARE DISGUSTING!!!! Imagine smoking a peppermint patty....that's what these are like > >Hash 100,000% Look, I'll make standard marijuana exempt, because I believe in medical marijuana. But smoking > hash is like when Stewie watched Brian clean himself for a long period of time, and then said, > "OK, you were clean 10 minutes ago....now you're simply on vacation" > >>