>What's a monsterburger?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hamburger#North_America - somewhere mid-section.

>As far as the definition of calories, the rest of the world should get with the program and adopt the U.S. standard. What's their problem, anyway? Next thing you know they'll be clinging to the metric system. If miles, feet, inches, ounces, and pounds are good enough for us they should be good enough for them.

And anyone who says a day has 24 hours should be fined on the spot. The only correct answer is that the day has twelve hours AM and twelve PM. These just can't be added, or else a huge confusion with unpredictable consequences may arise.