Warning: while not obscene, a few are rather crass (which makes them the best kind)
LOL!!!!
This one was my favorite:
Number of times you've seen a UFO:_____
Number of times in the last 5 years you've seen Elvis:_____
Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO:_____
It reminds me of something that Andy said about what a bookie in England said when asked if the lottery would hurt his business (Gambling is legal in England). The bookie said no because the odds at winning a bet placed on a sports event were much more reasonable than the odds of winning the lottery. When asked what the odds of winning the lottery were, the bookie responded with this:
The same as Elvis emerging from a UFO to land on the head of the Lochness monster in full view of a BBC camera crew <g>.
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