>>>Hot diggity!! What great news, Tommy. I'm sorry it made you hair fall out.
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>>Hey!!! That's Funny!!............................. not!
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>>Thanks!!!!
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>We, the elderly key bashers society, have certain folicular standards to be met and you and I are part of that fine group. Wear it proudly. Soon I'll have you admitted to the next level where you will learn to fart proudly as well.

Can I join now????? My wife says I have that down pat!!!