>>This is how you cook a turkey, according to a class of second graders. Hilarious and sweet.
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>>http://www.triblocal.com/Round_Lake/Detail_View/view.html?type=stories&action=detail&sub_id=120146
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>ROFL
>That guy is a programmer (or will be):
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>Matthew:
>First you buy a turkey.
>Than you thaw it.
>Than you clean it.
>Next you bake it for 1 our.
>Than if you want to stuff it.
>Last you eat it.
>Your patience will be rewarded.
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>:-)
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>or even shorter:
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>Dylan:
>First have grand Pa bring the turkey.
>Next throw it in the oven for 27 minutes.
>Then you take it out to cool.
>Finally you eat the turkey.


That whole thing cracked me up and made me want another second grader. (The ones I have are 19 and 17 now, which is a nice age, like all the others, but not innocent). The wacky directions re temperature and time. The instruction to take out the bones but leave one or two. Veggie turkey. Kids are so sweet at that age.