>Steven Wright has been quite lately, and I'd really like to see him do a new HBO special. One of my favorite lines is: "You know that feeling you get when you lean back in a chair and almost fall, but catch yourself at the last second? I feel like that all the time." - Steven Wright>
How about ...
with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it
around for a while. >
John Harvey
Shelbynet.com
"I'm addicted to placebos. I could quit, but it wouldn't matter." Stephen Wright