>>Steven Wright has been quite lately, and I'd really like to see him do a new HBO special. One of my favorite lines is: "You know that feeling you get when you lean back in a chair and almost fall, but catch yourself at the last second? I feel like that all the time." - Steven Wright>
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>with my car keys. I started the house up. So, I drove it
>around for a while. >
I like:
If you make instant coffee in the microwave, do you go back in time?
