>>>>>Paying the bills and opening other official looking mail from the past week, I just got a smile from this one. It is from the U.S. Census Bureau and warmly addressed to "TO RESIDENT AT...." Wait, it gets better. This is not the new census form, which I have read will be much less time consuming than earlier ones. No, this is just a heads up. Here is the beginning:
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>>>>>"Dear Resident:
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>>>>>"About one week from now, you will receive a 2010 Census form in the mail. When you receive your form, please fill it out and mail it in promptly."
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>>>>This mean you're supposed to try it on and, if it doesn't fit, put on weight till you do?
>>>>In UK we fill IN forms.
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>>>"Fill out" is fine here. We all know there are lots of small usage differences like this. "In hospital" vs. "in the hospital," for example.
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>>>There are even differences within the U.S. In most of the country we get in line. In New York they get on line. You join a queue.
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>>And the Germans cut *in* line ( okay that will be my last ethnic stereotype of the morning unless some drunken Irish man picks a fight with me ... )
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>In the UK the Germans where well known for reserving sun loungers in holiday spots by placing towels /sunglasses or some other item on them, usually at some ungoldy hour so when we drunken brits made our way down to the poolside later in the day there was nowhere to sit.Just lots of empty sun loungers with items on them.. This is no longer a problem as with the exchange rate we can't go on holiday any more.

But I doubt you got many of them reserving sun loungers in holiday spots ... in the UK (as your text could be read) :-)