LOL!!! That's a good one!

~~Bonnie


>A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt.. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
>
>A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier'? The nun replied, 'He went that way...'
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>After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to
>go to Iraq .'
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>The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
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>The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!'
>
>The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls...I don't want to go to Iraq either
>
>Have a great weekend all!