>Late night barbs:
>
>The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno
>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno
>
>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien
>
>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
>A: A fund raiser. Leno
>
>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
> The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman
>
>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
>A: America ! Fallon
>
>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
>A: Bo has papers. Kimmel
>
>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman

OK, I laughed at the last one.