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With apology to the left :)
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31/03/2010 10:09:45
 
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Humor
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Jokes
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Thread ID:
01458191
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>>Late night barbs:
>>
>>The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno
>>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno
>>
>>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
>>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien
>>
>>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
>>A: A fund raiser. Leno
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
>>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
>> The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman
>>
>>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
>>A: America ! Fallon
>>
>>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
>>A: Bo has papers. Kimmel
>>
>>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
>>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman
>
>OK, I laughed at the last one.

Yeah. The late night jokes are lame compared to Carson's.
Have you got a handle on things Mike?
I ain't skeert of nuttin eh?
Yikes! What was that?
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