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>>>>Late night barbs:
>>>>
>>>>The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno
>>>>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno
>>>>
>>>>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
>>>>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien
>>>>
>>>>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
>>>>A: A fund raiser. Leno
>>>>
>>>>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
>>>>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
>>>> The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman
>>>>
>>>>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
>>>>A: America ! Fallon
>>>>
>>>>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
>>>>A: Bo has papers. Kimmel
>>>>
>>>>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
>>>>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman
>>>
>>>OK, I laughed at the last one.
>>
>>Yeah. The late night jokes are lame compared to Carson's.
>>Have you got a handle on things Mike?
>
>Yup. All is well.

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