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With apology to the left :)
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31/03/2010 10:09:45
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Humor
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Jokes
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Thread ID:
01458191
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>>>Late night barbs:
>>>
>>>The liberals are asking us to give Obama time. We agree . . . and think 25 to life would be appropriate. Leno
>>>America needs Obama-care like Nancy Pelosi needs a Halloween mask. Leno
>>>
>>>Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
>>>A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it. Conan O'Brien
>>>
>>>Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon?
>>>A: A fund raiser. Leno
>>>
>>>Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary?
>>>A: One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society.
>>> The other is for housing prisoners. Letterman
>>>
>>>Q: If Nancy Pelosi and Obama were on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it started to sink, who would be saved?
>>>A: America ! Fallon
>>>
>>>Q: What's the difference between Obama and his dog, Bo?
>>>A: Bo has papers. Kimmel
>>>
>>>Q: What was the most positive result of the "Cash for clunkers" program?
>>>A: It took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road. Letterman
>>
>>OK, I laughed at the last one.
>
>Yeah. The late night jokes are lame compared to Carson's.
>Have you got a handle on things Mike?

Yup. All is well.
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