Dude, that is just wrong! Funny, but wrong! lol


>A murder has been committed. Police are called to an apart-
>ment and find a man holding a 5-iron in his hands, standing
>over the lifeless body of a woman on the ground.
>
>The detective asks, "Sir, is that your wife?"
>
>"Yes."
>
>"Did you hit her with that golf club?"
>
>"Yes. Yes, I did," the man, answers. He stifles a sob, drops
>the club and puts his hands on his head.
>
>"How many times did you hit her?"
>
>"I don't know. Five...maybe six ...put me down for a five."