>>themselves often grandpas who wish they made the numbers on the buttons on the damn cell phones bigger
Never mind, in 5 years there will be no keyboards and grandpas and lunatics won't be the only ones going around muttering under their breaths- everybody else will be doing it to communicate with the electronic little beasties that will run much of our lives.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1