>>Do you know that when a woman wears a leather dress, a man's heart
>>beats quicker, his throat gets dry, he gets weak in the knees, and
>>he begins to think irrationally??? Ever wonder why?
>>
>>It's because she smells like a new golf bag!
>>
>>Have a great weekend, all!
>
>I think I'd be more likely to take up golf because the bag smells like woman in leather <s>

I have instructed friends to terminate me if they ever see me playing golf.
If all golfers in the UK where exterminated tomorrow we'd be rid of a significant number of racists and morons.