Who has time/need for real jobs with all that nuclear threats, terrorist threats, lack of democracy/HR in faraway lands and all that hatred for our freedoms ? Who needs all that dirty industry and agriculture! That is job for illegal immigrants and other losers!
Instead we ALL enlist in some army or intelligence agency of our choice, and take our homeland defense/security right to our (numerous) enemies doors! An all-out defense against everybody!

Is that really what things are like in Cyprus? I assume that you are speaking about the situation in Cyprus because you keep referring to WE and I know that you do not live in the United States....