>Just passing on something I received this morning that made me smile:
>
>Some years ago a small rural town in Italy twinned with a similar town in
>Greece. The mayor of the Greek town visited the Italian town. When he saw
>the palatial mansion belonging to the Italian mayor he wondered how he could
>afford such a house.
>
>
>The Italian said; "You see that bridge over there? The EU gave us a grant
>to build a two-lane bridge, but by building a single lane bridge with
>traffic lights at either end, this house could be built".
>
>
>The following year the Italian visited the Greek town. He was simply amazed
>at the Greek mayor's house, gold taps, marble floors; it was marvellous.
>When he asked how this could be afforded the Greek said; "You see that
>bridge over there?"
>
>
>The Italian replied; "No."

LOL

Was there a Porsche Cayenne in the driveway as well.