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>>My New Diet
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>>Yesterday I was at my local COSTCO buying a large bag of Purina dog chow
>>for my loyal pet, Jake, the Wonder Dog.
>>I was in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
>>What did she think I had - an elephant?
>>
>>So because I'm retired and have little
>>to do, on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the
>>Purina Diet again. I added that I probably shouldn't,
>>because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
>>before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
>>orifices and IVs in both arms.
>>
>>I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and that the way that it
>>works is, to load your pants pockets with Purina Nuggets and simply eat one or
>>two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and
>>I was going to try it again. (I have to mention
>>here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.)
>>
>>Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food
>>poisoned me.
>>
>>I told her no, I stepped off a curb to sniff a poodle's butt and a
>>car hit me.
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>LOL
>
>How about '100 Dalmatians Diet' next time.
>You are buying tons of dog food because you have to feed lot of dogs.
>Whereas your diet is;
>Raw, finely chopped dog's liver - 3 times a day - for a month... {g}
>
>You would probably end up in prison if you told this story to a wrong person there, whereas cat version of the same story could
>have get you killed on the spot! {g}

And rightly so! ;)