>1. Open a new folder on your computer.
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>2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.
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>3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.
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>4. Empty the Recycle Bin.
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>5. Your PC will ask you:
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>'Do you really want to get rid of 'Barack Obama?'
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>6. Firmly Click 'Yes.'

I actually do start out every day with a positive outlook. I believe that I am the world's greatest optimist.
Every day I wake up, stretch, look in the mirror, and tell myself, "Well, it can't get any worse than this!"