>>My wife calls me Tommy, unless she is mad, and then calls me Tom. Being a typical man, I have no idea what I have done that is wrong. :)
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>"If a man says something, and there is no woman present to hear him, is he still wrong?" :)

Husband and wife are kneeling in prayer.
Husband: Lord, make me a good person and teach me to be humble.
Wife: Lord, make me a good person, but I'll take care of making him humble.