>>Pope needed. Must be a Cardinal. This is a one of a kind job and it is yours for life if you so choose. Benefits: cool hat, cool shoes. Best of all, you get to ride in the Popemobile as often as you want. This job will go fast so apply soon.
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>>PS -- As is so often the case, The Onion nailed it -- http://www.theonion.com/articles/resigning-pope-no-longer-has-strength-to-lead-chur,31248/
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>Habemus papam ,,,
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>Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
>Habemus Papam!
>Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Dominum,
>Dominum Rick Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem Hodgin
>Qui sibi nomen imposuit Maximus I

A dark horse candidate emerges! I hope he isn't too pious for the job.