>>Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
>>Habemus Papam!
>>Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Dominum,
>>Dominum Rick Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem Hodgin
>>Qui sibi nomen imposuit Maximus I
>
>A dark horse candidate emerges! I hope he isn't too pious for the job.

Depends on his pie-eating capacity.