>>>>Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
>>>>Habemus Papam!
>>>>Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Dominum,
>>>>Dominum Rick Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem Hodgin
>>>>Qui sibi nomen imposuit Maximus I
>>>
>>>A dark horse candidate emerges! I hope he isn't too pious for the job.
>>
>>Depends on his pie-eating capacity.
>
>He better be cherry.

On a serious note I wonder if the Catholic church will turn to the right if one of the African cardinals is elected.