>>>Annuntio vobis gaudium magnum:
>>>Habemus Papam!
>>>Eminentissimum ac reverendissimum Dominum,
>>>Dominum Rick Sanctæ Romanæ Ecclesiæ Cardinalem Hodgin
>>>Qui sibi nomen imposuit Maximus I
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>>A dark horse candidate emerges! I hope he isn't too pious for the job.
>
>Depends on his pie-eating capacity.

He better be cherry.