Enslavement?!
Not sure whether everybody realizes that Windows 8 wants you to load all apps via App Store or by sideloading if the OS is eligible. This will be Jailbroken, but I don't agree about enslavement because there's no compulsion to participate. I haven't updated to Windows 8 and have no plans to do so. IMHO my latest Windows 7 notebook probably is the last I will need until the PC slips into irrelevance.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1