I personally believe humor is the best thing in life (well, that and Guinness and onion rings)

One of my favorite funny movie scenes is from "Major Leagues"


Pedro Cerrano: Bats, they are sick. I cannot hit curveball. Straightball I hit it very much. Curveball, bats are afraid. I ask Jobu to come, take fear from bats. I offer him cigar, rum. He will come.

Eddie Harris: You know you might think about taking Jesus Christ as your savior instead of fooling around with all this voodoo stuff.

Pedro Cerrano: Ah, Jesus, I like him very much, but he no help with curveball.

Eddie Harris: You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball?

:)

Intended as humor.