>Here's how to get a great new winter jacket, like I did yesterday, in typical PA Crew fashion
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>1) Get asked to speak at a Code Camp in Philly
>2) Drive to the event on a Saturday morning on a cold weekend in November, and forget to take a jacket with you
>3) Halfway to the event, while driving on the PA turnpike, have your car overheat and stall, right on the PA turnpike, and almost get rammed by a truck
>4) Pull over on the side of the road, and call JB
>5) Wait for the car to cool down, drive 5 minutes on turnpike until car overheats again, stop and pull over....wait 20 minutes for car to cool down....and drive again for another five minutes
>6) Repeat that process for 2 hours until you meet JB at autozone
>7) Freeze your ass off outside while JB and the autozone guy try to figure out what's wrong with it
>8) Have JB notice you're freezing, at which point he opens up his car and pulls out this awesome winter jacket....stylish and comfortable and warm
>9) Call Triple AAA to have them tow car back to hometown (70 miles away), which cost me $240 and also had to sit in truck with two chain smokers. Didn't get home until 11 PM last night.
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>But hey, I got a new jacket out of it. Thanks, JB!!!

You forgot the part where I, as an old fat man, roll around on the ground like a beached whale looking for a dropped socket from trying to replace the thermostat, did I mention that it was @#$@#4 cold!