>Loved black books. When a man offers him a lower price for a book and he just tears it in half.
The unforgettable dialogue which still makes me giggle when I remember it:
Customer: I'm getting a lot of (cough) second hand smoke from you.
Black: Ah, never mind... you can buy me a beer sometime.
BTW, isn't the "second hand smoke" politically incorrect? Shouldn't it be "pre-owned smoke"?