>>Loved black books. When a man offers him a lower price for a book and he just tears it in half.
>
>The unforgettable dialogue which still makes me giggle when I remember it:
>
>Customer: I'm getting a lot of (cough) second hand smoke from you.
>
>Black: Ah, never mind... you can buy me a beer sometime.
>
>BTW, isn't the "second hand smoke" politically incorrect? Shouldn't it be "pre-owned smoke"?

"Pre-owned" cars are one of my favorite marketing gimmicks. Like they have done you some kind of service.