>>>Loved black books. When a man offers him a lower price for a book and he just tears it in half.
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>>The unforgettable dialogue which still makes me giggle when I remember it:
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>>Customer: I'm getting a lot of (cough) second hand smoke from you.
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>>Black: Ah, never mind... you can buy me a beer sometime.
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>>BTW, isn't the "second hand smoke" politically incorrect? Shouldn't it be "pre-owned smoke"?
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>"Pre-owned" cars are one of my favorite marketing gimmicks. Like they have done you some kind of service.

There's the commission in the omission... it doesn't mention that the previous owner is also the previous driver. The car wasn't really used, it was just owned and presumably kept in a vault... at least that's how they make it sound.