>>>>http://publications.europa.eu/code/en/en-370303.htm
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>>>That's from the folks that declare how straight a cucumber should be?
>>
>>And the mandatory diameter of a kiwi, or else they come and destroy your crop.
>
>I have discovered that my penis is longer than allowed within EU, meaning that it must be cut shorter. Fortunately Norway is not a member of EU.

Beware if you try to market it there.