>>It's so advanced they can remove tonsils rectally.
LOL. Certainly they're putting stents into coronary vessels via small incisions in the groin and sending people home the same day. One of my US clients jokingly predicts drive-through transplants before long. Avoiding the expensive medical hotel stay is a good idea: apart from saving $$$, the longer you stay in hospital, the more likely you are to catch something bad.
"... They ne'er cared for us
yet: suffer us to famish, and their store-houses
crammed with grain; make edicts for usury, to
support usurers; repeal daily any wholesome act
established against the rich, and provide more
piercing statutes daily, to chain up and restrain
the poor. If the wars eat us not up, they will; and
there's all the love they bear us."
-- Shakespeare: Coriolanus, Act 1, scene 1