>>>I wouldn't hire one of those thieves to clean my toilet.
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>LOL. I'm reminded of a shaggy dog story about 2 (insert label here- in this case politicians) who turn up at the pearly gates but their names aren't in the book.
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>Peter says "sorry, if you're not in the book you can't come in."
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>"There has to be a mistake," one of them says. "Maybe it's under the Senator or PhD section?"
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>Peter checks. No, not there. And sorry, if you're not in the book, you can't come in.
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>Goes on for a while. Probably better over a glass of medicinal if and when we finally meet!

Meeting over some medicinal sounds good, John!