>I got a kick out the commercials, too.
>I must have heard that auctioneer millions of times while growing up.

"Are you the ticket clerk?"
"Well what do you think I am in this cage, a canary???"


"Return trip, or one-way?"
"One way"
"GOOD"

"Train leaving on track five for Anaheim, Azusa and Cucamonga...OH, C'MON, SOMEBODY PLEASE HELP ME! I'LL GET FIRED IF I DON'T GET SOMEONE ON THE TRAIN TO ANAHEIM, AZUSA, AND CUCAMONGA!!!"

The deliveries are priceless.